Stewie's Sexy Party!

You walk into the room where your mom is and whip it out. Okay pervo, this is a great plan.

You mom is horrified to see the disease-ridden vienna sausage you call your member.

She calls the family shrink and you spend countless hours in therapy. Only to realize you're gay. Okay homo.

Nice. Oh, and by the way, your inheritance now consists of a worthless collection old potato chips that look kind of like Don Knotts.

You suck gaywad.