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Stewie's Sexy Party!

Yeah, sure. That'll work, stupid.

You punch your mom. She falls to the ground, bewildered.

You butler sadly, has a .44 Magnum in his coat pocket and takes a shot at your ass.

You fall to the ground and instantly regret your decision.

"I instantly regret my decision," you say. You father, amused at the combination of Will Ferrell humor and family abuse, takes the gun and shoots both you and your mother, then turns the gun on himself.

Yeah, that made some sense. Congratulate your redneck cousins, as they have just inherited the 300 million dollars your family is worth.

Nice one.
End Of Story