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Your attempt to convince these barflies to help you out is met with more laughter. This soon escalates into threats, and after punching a few of them, they all manage to give you the bum's rush and throw you out. Joke's on them though, you managed to steal a couple of their wallets in the ensuing scuffle.

You take out all the money and head down to the liquor store, and buy yourself all the friends you need, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Johnny Walker. You then go back home and have a party with all of them.

And as usual when Tina comes home she has to clean up after you and your "friends".
End Of Story