TRASH

You go to the scrap yard to collect money for your finds. They throw the money at you, and give you a little extra just to quit stinking up the yard. You go to the liquor store and buy yourself some liquid rewards, where the proprietor almost does the same thing.

When you get home, you decide to do the thoughtful thing by sparing Tina of your current odor and take a shower. This pays off later when she comes home, she's used to your smell of alcohol, but the skunk smell would've resulted in no "happy time" for you.