TRASH

You keep your cool, and start throwing the rest of the worthless trash into other bags. The flea bags watch you for a long time, but eventually they get bored and move on. This has actually been slightly beneficial, you end up completing the real job you were hired to do, so you go back to the old lady to get paid.
After ten minutes of ringing the door bell, she finally comes to the door.

"Ah you finished? Good, here's your money and yes you may take those things you put aside, you completed the job…oh you thought I didn't know? I told you! hehehehehehe! My kitties allow me to see all! Hehehehehehehe!" she cackles and slams the door."

You're a little creeped out by this house and all this crazy cat lady babblings, so you quickly take the bag of valuables and head home. It's late so you'll have to go to the pawn shop tomorrow.

When Tina gets home, she finds out about your little discovery and insists on doing something spectacular with all the money you're going to get for it (As opposed to your grand plan of buying more beer) namely going on vacation.

You and Tina have a good time at Graceland, and during the tour, you and her sneak away to fuck on Elvis' bed.

Long live the King baby!