TRASH
You are suddenly reminded of the age old classic of hide and go seek minus the seeking part
"Hey Bobby, you know how to play hide and go seek right?"
"Yeah!" Bobby says excitedly.
"Okay well you go hide, and I'll go find you, and remember DON'T come out of your hiding spot until I find you! Okay?"
"Okay!" He shouts and runs off.
You have an uneventful and peaceful day of watching TV and drinking beer and forget about Bobby until his mother comes home.
"Where's Bobby?" she asks.
You suddenly remember that's who you were supposed to be looking after! You quickly think of an excuse
"I dunno." You say.
"What the fuck do you mean, you don't know?!!!? You were supposed to look after Bobby!! I'm gonna have your ass thrown in jail if you don't find him pronto!"
"Oh yeah? Well you'll be in a jail cell right beside me bitch! You're the unfit mother who left her brat with a complete stranger! So don't fucking threaten me!"
Just then Bobby appears, he's covered in garbage and smells terrible. Small maggots fall off of his head.
"Mommy? Mel told me to hide and he never finded me!"
You immediately start laughing.
"There he is, where's my money?"
"Fuck you! He's fucking covered in trash and stinking up the place! I'm gonna have to give him a bath before the smell starts clinging to the walls!"
"Well consider it mother/son bonding time! So you gonna pay me or what?"
"You ain't getting shit! Get the hell outta my house you fucking loser!"
"Oh fuck it then." You say grabbing the remaining beer and leave.
After side swiping a couple of mail boxes on the way home, you eventually get there and stumble in. Tina's already asleep. You get into bed next to her and clumsily attempt to grope her. This results in her slapping you away as you pass out and roll off the bed.
"Hey Bobby, you know how to play hide and go seek right?"
"Yeah!" Bobby says excitedly.
"Okay well you go hide, and I'll go find you, and remember DON'T come out of your hiding spot until I find you! Okay?"
"Okay!" He shouts and runs off.
You have an uneventful and peaceful day of watching TV and drinking beer and forget about Bobby until his mother comes home.
"Where's Bobby?" she asks.
You suddenly remember that's who you were supposed to be looking after! You quickly think of an excuse
"I dunno." You say.
"What the fuck do you mean, you don't know?!!!? You were supposed to look after Bobby!! I'm gonna have your ass thrown in jail if you don't find him pronto!"
"Oh yeah? Well you'll be in a jail cell right beside me bitch! You're the unfit mother who left her brat with a complete stranger! So don't fucking threaten me!"
Just then Bobby appears, he's covered in garbage and smells terrible. Small maggots fall off of his head.
"Mommy? Mel told me to hide and he never finded me!"
You immediately start laughing.
"There he is, where's my money?"
"Fuck you! He's fucking covered in trash and stinking up the place! I'm gonna have to give him a bath before the smell starts clinging to the walls!"
"Well consider it mother/son bonding time! So you gonna pay me or what?"
"You ain't getting shit! Get the hell outta my house you fucking loser!"
"Oh fuck it then." You say grabbing the remaining beer and leave.
After side swiping a couple of mail boxes on the way home, you eventually get there and stumble in. Tina's already asleep. You get into bed next to her and clumsily attempt to grope her. This results in her slapping you away as you pass out and roll off the bed.
