TRASH
You immediately wade through the crowd of horny morons and grab frat boy by the scruff of the neck, like a dirty stray cat. He immediately let's go of Tina. As you drag him out, he attempts to struggle, but his lack of coordination due to the alcohol only results in him flailing about helplessly like a little girl. You throw him on the ground outside, at which point he stumbles to get up.
"Hey what's you're problem motherfucker?! I'm just tryin' to get a fuckin' lap dance!"
"Yeah well not from her and not today! Now you best just get your rich boy ass outta here, before I forget that I'm not suppose to kill you."
"You fuckin' ignorant redneck! I payed good money to get in there! You can't treat me this way! I got lawyers! I'll sue this place! And I'll have you thrown in jail for assault and battery!"
"You done boy? Good, because I haven't battered you."
You immediately punch him in the face taking him down for the count.
"Now I've battered you bitch." You say and spit on his unconscious body before going back into the club.
Unfortunately during your absence the rest of the club seems to have gone into testosterone overdrive, you see Tina and couple of other strippers have taken to beating back the animals with chairs.
"MEL! Get your ass in here NOW!" you hear Tina scream.
There's too many of them so you come up with an idea. You grab some bourbon by the bar (And take a swig, you just realized you haven't had drink today) and begin pouring it on one of the tables and the floor, you then light it on fire.
This sudden act of arson has caught the attention of all involved which results in then running around like chickens with their heads cut off until the dumb shits realize they should be running to the exit. One moron tries to put the fire out by dumping more whiskey on it, which only makes it worse. Luckily Tina and the rest of the girls run out the back exit. You meet up with Tina outside as the strip club goes up in flames.
"You stupid fucker! What the hell did you do that for? Now where am I supposed to work?" Tina shouts at you.
"Beer and Breasts over on the other side of town?" you say.
"Yeah right! I wouldn't make the same amount of money there! You really fuckin' screwed the pooch on this one you asshole!"
"Oh fuck, I was trying to save your cock teasing ass! Besides after I kicked the shit out the frat boy, he probably would've sued the place anyway, now he won't be able too."
"And that makes everything okay? Great, now I gotta get up early and drive down to Beer and Breasts to apply there before all the other out of work sluts here do! You can forget about any pussy tonight!"
No pussy, and only one drink of alcohol. Geez today suckedÂ…well at least you kicked someone's ass.
"Hey what's you're problem motherfucker?! I'm just tryin' to get a fuckin' lap dance!"
"Yeah well not from her and not today! Now you best just get your rich boy ass outta here, before I forget that I'm not suppose to kill you."
"You fuckin' ignorant redneck! I payed good money to get in there! You can't treat me this way! I got lawyers! I'll sue this place! And I'll have you thrown in jail for assault and battery!"
"You done boy? Good, because I haven't battered you."
You immediately punch him in the face taking him down for the count.
"Now I've battered you bitch." You say and spit on his unconscious body before going back into the club.
Unfortunately during your absence the rest of the club seems to have gone into testosterone overdrive, you see Tina and couple of other strippers have taken to beating back the animals with chairs.
"MEL! Get your ass in here NOW!" you hear Tina scream.
There's too many of them so you come up with an idea. You grab some bourbon by the bar (And take a swig, you just realized you haven't had drink today) and begin pouring it on one of the tables and the floor, you then light it on fire.
This sudden act of arson has caught the attention of all involved which results in then running around like chickens with their heads cut off until the dumb shits realize they should be running to the exit. One moron tries to put the fire out by dumping more whiskey on it, which only makes it worse. Luckily Tina and the rest of the girls run out the back exit. You meet up with Tina outside as the strip club goes up in flames.
"You stupid fucker! What the hell did you do that for? Now where am I supposed to work?" Tina shouts at you.
"Beer and Breasts over on the other side of town?" you say.
"Yeah right! I wouldn't make the same amount of money there! You really fuckin' screwed the pooch on this one you asshole!"
"Oh fuck, I was trying to save your cock teasing ass! Besides after I kicked the shit out the frat boy, he probably would've sued the place anyway, now he won't be able too."
"And that makes everything okay? Great, now I gotta get up early and drive down to Beer and Breasts to apply there before all the other out of work sluts here do! You can forget about any pussy tonight!"
No pussy, and only one drink of alcohol. Geez today suckedÂ…well at least you kicked someone's ass.
