TRASH
"Arrgh, alright since you probably won't leave me the fuck alone about it."
"Oh thank you! Like I said I don't have any money, but I can repay you in other ways. Do you want to "
"NO! Just go get your stuff, I gotta figure out how we're gonna get out of here."
While Suzy goes to get her belongings, you make your way back to the truck, and just your luck, you run into Clem.
"Hey there Mel, where ya goin'?"
"Oh hey, y'know I just don't think this is for me,"
"Aw a little too much hard work for you city boy? Haw Haw!"
"Well that and the smell."
"Well I will give ya that. Sometimes the smell is too much for some folks. It's okay though, you're still my favorite cousin!" Clem slaps you on the back hard.
"Erm, Thanks." You say and see Suzy trying to sneak behind her dad, she makes a motion that she's going to hide in the back of your truck, you try to keep Clem focused on you.
"So hey, you're not mad at me are you?"
"Me? Nah! Like I said you're still my favorite cousin! It might be just as well thought that you didn't work out. My wife Bertha as you know isn't too fond of ya ever since you told me that I shouldn't marry her."
"Hey I was drunk remember?"
"Oh I know, I know, but geez Mel, didja have ta call her a cow? I know it ain't apparent but my wife's sensitive about her weight! I told her it don't make no never mind to me, but you hurt her feelings that day and I don't think she ever forgave ya fer that."
You see that Suzy has hidden herself as well as she can, you decide it would be a good time to leave.
"Oh well, I guess I'll just have live with that fact then. See ya Clem."
"See ya Mel, have a good un'!"
You drive off as quickly as you can before anyone can figure out what's going on. Suzy suddenly shouts in your ear through the back window of your truck.
"Yeah! No more pig farm! So where are we going cousin, back to your place?"
"I'm going home, but you won't be following me!"
"But, but you can't just abandon me!"
"Stop fuckin' whinin'! I'm not abandoning I'm gonna drop you off somewhere where I think you'll fit in JUST fine
Later
Tina comes home, she doesn't look pleased.
"Mel! What the fuck was the meanin' of dropping that little slutty cousin of yours at the strip club? They gave her MY spot!"
"So? Aren't you always sayin' that they over work you there?"
"Yeah, but "
"And aren't you always sayin' how we don't spend no more time together no more?"
"Yeah, but "
"And since I don't have a job at all and you havin' to spend less time at the strip club now, don't you think we can spend all that extra time together like you wanted?"
Tina looks at you for awhile, and then smiles.
"Oh Mel that was so sweet of you!"
"Yeah well I am the thoughtful one. Speakin' of sweet, bring your sweet ass over here, I haven't had a drink today so I'm gonna need a LOT of lovin' to make up for it."
"Oh thank you! Like I said I don't have any money, but I can repay you in other ways. Do you want to "
"NO! Just go get your stuff, I gotta figure out how we're gonna get out of here."
While Suzy goes to get her belongings, you make your way back to the truck, and just your luck, you run into Clem.
"Hey there Mel, where ya goin'?"
"Oh hey, y'know I just don't think this is for me,"
"Aw a little too much hard work for you city boy? Haw Haw!"
"Well that and the smell."
"Well I will give ya that. Sometimes the smell is too much for some folks. It's okay though, you're still my favorite cousin!" Clem slaps you on the back hard.
"Erm, Thanks." You say and see Suzy trying to sneak behind her dad, she makes a motion that she's going to hide in the back of your truck, you try to keep Clem focused on you.
"So hey, you're not mad at me are you?"
"Me? Nah! Like I said you're still my favorite cousin! It might be just as well thought that you didn't work out. My wife Bertha as you know isn't too fond of ya ever since you told me that I shouldn't marry her."
"Hey I was drunk remember?"
"Oh I know, I know, but geez Mel, didja have ta call her a cow? I know it ain't apparent but my wife's sensitive about her weight! I told her it don't make no never mind to me, but you hurt her feelings that day and I don't think she ever forgave ya fer that."
You see that Suzy has hidden herself as well as she can, you decide it would be a good time to leave.
"Oh well, I guess I'll just have live with that fact then. See ya Clem."
"See ya Mel, have a good un'!"
You drive off as quickly as you can before anyone can figure out what's going on. Suzy suddenly shouts in your ear through the back window of your truck.
"Yeah! No more pig farm! So where are we going cousin, back to your place?"
"I'm going home, but you won't be following me!"
"But, but you can't just abandon me!"
"Stop fuckin' whinin'! I'm not abandoning I'm gonna drop you off somewhere where I think you'll fit in JUST fine
Later
Tina comes home, she doesn't look pleased.
"Mel! What the fuck was the meanin' of dropping that little slutty cousin of yours at the strip club? They gave her MY spot!"
"So? Aren't you always sayin' that they over work you there?"
"Yeah, but "
"And aren't you always sayin' how we don't spend no more time together no more?"
"Yeah, but "
"And since I don't have a job at all and you havin' to spend less time at the strip club now, don't you think we can spend all that extra time together like you wanted?"
Tina looks at you for awhile, and then smiles.
"Oh Mel that was so sweet of you!"
"Yeah well I am the thoughtful one. Speakin' of sweet, bring your sweet ass over here, I haven't had a drink today so I'm gonna need a LOT of lovin' to make up for it."
