TRASH
Well you're not too fond of your family, but death by pig fucking isn't something you'd wish on any of them, maybe others, but not family! You jump over the pen fence and start kicking the pigs in the face. They don't like that and begin squealing in displeasure!
"Gweeee! Gweee!" they begin to bite at you as you attempt to pick up Suzy who's still trying to get out of the mud.
"Ugh! Get up ya dumb bitch!" you say and sling her over your shoulder, as a hog bites you viciously on your ass.
"Agh Fuck!" You back kick the pig, throw Suzy over the fence and leap over landing on top of her.
"What the hell's goin' on here?!" you hear a deep voice shoutÂ…and it isn't your cousin Clem. You look up and see Bertha, all 400 pounds of her standing over you and her daughter who you just realized that underneath all the filth IS naked. You being on top of her looks mighty suspicious. You quickly get off Suzy.
"Mel I always knew you were no fucking good! I knew that at the wedding when you told Mel that he shouldn't marry a fat obnoxious cow like me! Now I see you tryin' to fuck our daughter!"
"I wasn't! She was dancing naked on the fence and she fell in the pig pen! I just saved her fuckin' ass!"
Suzy's previous big rebellious talk against her mother seems to change when face to face with her. "He wanted me to do all kinds of weird things Ma! Like dance naked with the pigs and then cover myself with their shit before he fucked me! I was so scared!"
"WHAT!!? Why you fuckin' lyin' li'l cunt!" you shout
"The only liar here is you, you fuckin' sick bastard!" Bertha shouts back and takes a swing at you. She misses but she's surprisingly spry for being such a large woman. You deck her, but your fist slides off her fat greasy face. She tries to kick you in the nuts at this point, but luckily for you her legs don't reach easily and she falls down under her own weight due to lack of support. She lies helpless on the ground trying to get up, at which point you make your escape back to your truck and drive off.
You spend the rest of the day attempting to get the stench of that farm off of you. Tina comes home and enters the bathroom to see you being unusually hygienic.
"Wow, Mel, did the farm stink THAT badly?"
"Yeah, and so does the attempt to do good deeds."
"Gweeee! Gweee!" they begin to bite at you as you attempt to pick up Suzy who's still trying to get out of the mud.
"Ugh! Get up ya dumb bitch!" you say and sling her over your shoulder, as a hog bites you viciously on your ass.
"Agh Fuck!" You back kick the pig, throw Suzy over the fence and leap over landing on top of her.
"What the hell's goin' on here?!" you hear a deep voice shoutÂ…and it isn't your cousin Clem. You look up and see Bertha, all 400 pounds of her standing over you and her daughter who you just realized that underneath all the filth IS naked. You being on top of her looks mighty suspicious. You quickly get off Suzy.
"Mel I always knew you were no fucking good! I knew that at the wedding when you told Mel that he shouldn't marry a fat obnoxious cow like me! Now I see you tryin' to fuck our daughter!"
"I wasn't! She was dancing naked on the fence and she fell in the pig pen! I just saved her fuckin' ass!"
Suzy's previous big rebellious talk against her mother seems to change when face to face with her. "He wanted me to do all kinds of weird things Ma! Like dance naked with the pigs and then cover myself with their shit before he fucked me! I was so scared!"
"WHAT!!? Why you fuckin' lyin' li'l cunt!" you shout
"The only liar here is you, you fuckin' sick bastard!" Bertha shouts back and takes a swing at you. She misses but she's surprisingly spry for being such a large woman. You deck her, but your fist slides off her fat greasy face. She tries to kick you in the nuts at this point, but luckily for you her legs don't reach easily and she falls down under her own weight due to lack of support. She lies helpless on the ground trying to get up, at which point you make your escape back to your truck and drive off.
You spend the rest of the day attempting to get the stench of that farm off of you. Tina comes home and enters the bathroom to see you being unusually hygienic.
"Wow, Mel, did the farm stink THAT badly?"
"Yeah, and so does the attempt to do good deeds."
