TRASH
"Hey comrade it's a fuckin' free country! I can go where the fuck I want!"
"Not here! Unless you have business! You have no business here! You get hell out of my shop! This fuckin' private property!"
"I want something fixed ya dumb Russian bastard!"
"I not fixing anything of yours! You take to that fuckin' cripple piece of shit Jim! He fix! And I not Russian I Roslakian, get the fuck out of shop tardfuck!
"Its fucktard ya dipshit. Shit you've been in this fuckin' country long enough, ya oughta at least know how to fuckin' swear! You can't fuckin' adapt. No wonder you lost the cold war."
"Fuck you! I hold university degree! I was financial planner in old country!"
"Well that explains the reasons for your part of the world bein' in economic shit then."
"You pissing me off! GET OUT!" Petrov says then pushes you.
Well that did it. He laid a hand on you, so you proceed to escalate to nuclear war. Your scuffle with Petrov attracts a lot of noise. Some very pale women come out from the back of the store.
"What going on Petrov? Is this another customer?" one of them asks.
"Get back to room Anastasia! All of you!" Petrov shouts. He now looks worried. You seemed to have discovered why his place is so popular now. He's running a whore house in back. He panics and runs for something in a nearby drawer, you tackle him before he can reach it though. You reach into the drawer instead and pull out some pistol with weird writing on it.
"I trust these work the same way here as they do back in the old county eh comrade?" you say pointing it at him.
Petrov and his pale ladies are all taken into custody and you're cheered for stopping the "Secret Soviet Invasion" this pisses Jim off something fierce, feeling he was once again cheated out of glory that was his. Being a town hero allows you to get alcohol for free, meaning there's no need to get a job anymore since that was all you ever spent your money on anyway. Tina still rags on you about being a lazy bastard, but doesn't do anything.
She IS getting to fuck a hero after allÂ…
"Not here! Unless you have business! You have no business here! You get hell out of my shop! This fuckin' private property!"
"I want something fixed ya dumb Russian bastard!"
"I not fixing anything of yours! You take to that fuckin' cripple piece of shit Jim! He fix! And I not Russian I Roslakian, get the fuck out of shop tardfuck!
"Its fucktard ya dipshit. Shit you've been in this fuckin' country long enough, ya oughta at least know how to fuckin' swear! You can't fuckin' adapt. No wonder you lost the cold war."
"Fuck you! I hold university degree! I was financial planner in old country!"
"Well that explains the reasons for your part of the world bein' in economic shit then."
"You pissing me off! GET OUT!" Petrov says then pushes you.
Well that did it. He laid a hand on you, so you proceed to escalate to nuclear war. Your scuffle with Petrov attracts a lot of noise. Some very pale women come out from the back of the store.
"What going on Petrov? Is this another customer?" one of them asks.
"Get back to room Anastasia! All of you!" Petrov shouts. He now looks worried. You seemed to have discovered why his place is so popular now. He's running a whore house in back. He panics and runs for something in a nearby drawer, you tackle him before he can reach it though. You reach into the drawer instead and pull out some pistol with weird writing on it.
"I trust these work the same way here as they do back in the old county eh comrade?" you say pointing it at him.
Petrov and his pale ladies are all taken into custody and you're cheered for stopping the "Secret Soviet Invasion" this pisses Jim off something fierce, feeling he was once again cheated out of glory that was his. Being a town hero allows you to get alcohol for free, meaning there's no need to get a job anymore since that was all you ever spent your money on anyway. Tina still rags on you about being a lazy bastard, but doesn't do anything.
She IS getting to fuck a hero after allÂ…
