TRASH
That fucker Dan is libel to rat out that YOU slightly helped him in this failed attempt at theft so you figure you'd better do something. You go in the shop and then come back out, saying that you can't find the phone.
"What the fuck Mel, its right by my office!"
"Is that on the left or the right?"
"It's on the left!"
"Now is that by the table orÂ…"
"GAH! I'll fuckin' do it! Shit you're a fuckin' idiot! (COUGH!) Just keep an eye out on him!"
As soon as Jim goes back in the shop, you rush over to Dan.
"Dan, you think your other leg is good enough to work a gas peddle?"
"Agh! What? I'm in fuckin' pain!"
"I'm tryin' to help your dumb ass, now are you good enough to drive a car?"
"I think so."
"Okay, I'm gonna get you to the car, Jim's fixed it already. I trust you know how to hotwire it. And quit your fucking moaning, you're gonna call attention to us!"
You drag Dan over to the car and shove him in it. Well that's lucky, the keys were still left in the car. You give Dan your wrench.
"Okay now fuckin' hit me with it."
"What?!"
"Just fuckin' do it! Just remember, you fuckin' owe me a BIG one!"
Dan nods and smacks you in the face with the wrench and drives off. Jim comes wheeling out and sees you on the sidewalk.
"WHAT THE (COUGH! COUGH!) FUCK HAPPENED!?"
"Ah shit, I was standing over Dan and the motherfucker managed to grab my wrench and smack me in the face with it." You say holding on to your face.
"You, you, (COUGH! COUGH!)" Jim can't even complete his sentence. Just then the out of towner comes back with girlfriend.
"MY CAR! Where the hell is my car?!!?"
At this point everyone starts arguing; the sheriff finally comes and is in a foul mood. He ends up running you ALL in for disturbing the peace and puts a warrant out on Dan. You wait in the cell until Tina comes down to bail you out. She doesn't say anything to you. In fact she doesn't say anything to you in the truck either. You can't take the silence anymore when you get home though.
"Alright! Come on! Let me have it! I know you want to! Call me every fuckin' name in the book!"
"What? I've bailed you out of jail before. It's not even worth me yelling about anymore, besides you did something constructive today. Dan came by the club, talking about owing you. He said something about selling a car to Hector, and getting a bunch of money for it. He didn't tell me exactly what happened, but I'm sure what you two were involved in was probably shady with him having hole in his leg and me having to bail you out of jail. But I'm willing to over look it since he handed me this."
Tina flashes a big wad of bills, your eyes light up and you grab at it, but Tina moves it away.
"Uh un. That's not your reward there cowboy. THIS is your reward." Tiny jumps and wraps her legs around you.
You take it from there.
"What the fuck Mel, its right by my office!"
"Is that on the left or the right?"
"It's on the left!"
"Now is that by the table orÂ…"
"GAH! I'll fuckin' do it! Shit you're a fuckin' idiot! (COUGH!) Just keep an eye out on him!"
As soon as Jim goes back in the shop, you rush over to Dan.
"Dan, you think your other leg is good enough to work a gas peddle?"
"Agh! What? I'm in fuckin' pain!"
"I'm tryin' to help your dumb ass, now are you good enough to drive a car?"
"I think so."
"Okay, I'm gonna get you to the car, Jim's fixed it already. I trust you know how to hotwire it. And quit your fucking moaning, you're gonna call attention to us!"
You drag Dan over to the car and shove him in it. Well that's lucky, the keys were still left in the car. You give Dan your wrench.
"Okay now fuckin' hit me with it."
"What?!"
"Just fuckin' do it! Just remember, you fuckin' owe me a BIG one!"
Dan nods and smacks you in the face with the wrench and drives off. Jim comes wheeling out and sees you on the sidewalk.
"WHAT THE (COUGH! COUGH!) FUCK HAPPENED!?"
"Ah shit, I was standing over Dan and the motherfucker managed to grab my wrench and smack me in the face with it." You say holding on to your face.
"You, you, (COUGH! COUGH!)" Jim can't even complete his sentence. Just then the out of towner comes back with girlfriend.
"MY CAR! Where the hell is my car?!!?"
At this point everyone starts arguing; the sheriff finally comes and is in a foul mood. He ends up running you ALL in for disturbing the peace and puts a warrant out on Dan. You wait in the cell until Tina comes down to bail you out. She doesn't say anything to you. In fact she doesn't say anything to you in the truck either. You can't take the silence anymore when you get home though.
"Alright! Come on! Let me have it! I know you want to! Call me every fuckin' name in the book!"
"What? I've bailed you out of jail before. It's not even worth me yelling about anymore, besides you did something constructive today. Dan came by the club, talking about owing you. He said something about selling a car to Hector, and getting a bunch of money for it. He didn't tell me exactly what happened, but I'm sure what you two were involved in was probably shady with him having hole in his leg and me having to bail you out of jail. But I'm willing to over look it since he handed me this."
Tina flashes a big wad of bills, your eyes light up and you grab at it, but Tina moves it away.
"Uh un. That's not your reward there cowboy. THIS is your reward." Tiny jumps and wraps her legs around you.
You take it from there.
