TRASH
This arrogant fuck has pissed you off, and you're not about to waste anymore time than you need to on his car. You replace the hose and slam the hood down just in time for Steve and his girlfriend to come back.
"It's all fixed."
"Took you long enough, how much is it?"
"How much you got?"
"Don't try to intimidate me, how much?"
"Motherfucker, if I was trying to intimidate you, you'd be begging for mercy and pissing your pants by now. I'm asking you how much you got!" you say getting in his face and then grabbing his wallet from him. You take 400 dollars out of his wallet, and hand it back to him. Steve looks like he wants to say something but resists and just gets in the car. Lucky him.
"God you're such a pussy!" Susan says to Steve.
"Shut up! Shut up!" Steve says back and screeches off.
You go back inside and hand Jim a hundred dollar bill.
"Mel, (COUGH!) you better damn well give me the rest of this shit!"
"What? You said get as much as I could and he wouldn't budge. I only used a fifty cent piece of fuckin' rubber to fix his car anyway, you still made a profit ya greedy bastard!"
Jim looks at you VERY suspiciously, "You probably pocketed the rest." he says,
but lets it drop.
The rest of the day is relatively uneventful until Mei Mei starts yelling at Jim again, you take that as a good opportunity to leave and say you'll see him tomorrow. You also take the opportunity to stop and get drunk at the bar. You get loaded and don't leave until the wee hours of the night, you end up running over 2 cats on your way home and park your truck in the middle of the trailer park. You stumble to your trailer and fumble with your keys. Tina opens up the door.
"Did you get a job today?"
"(Hic!) Sure did baby!"
"Alright you can come in." Tina says and attempts to guide you to the bed, but your body decides it will be more comfortable on the floor.
"It's all fixed."
"Took you long enough, how much is it?"
"How much you got?"
"Don't try to intimidate me, how much?"
"Motherfucker, if I was trying to intimidate you, you'd be begging for mercy and pissing your pants by now. I'm asking you how much you got!" you say getting in his face and then grabbing his wallet from him. You take 400 dollars out of his wallet, and hand it back to him. Steve looks like he wants to say something but resists and just gets in the car. Lucky him.
"God you're such a pussy!" Susan says to Steve.
"Shut up! Shut up!" Steve says back and screeches off.
You go back inside and hand Jim a hundred dollar bill.
"Mel, (COUGH!) you better damn well give me the rest of this shit!"
"What? You said get as much as I could and he wouldn't budge. I only used a fifty cent piece of fuckin' rubber to fix his car anyway, you still made a profit ya greedy bastard!"
Jim looks at you VERY suspiciously, "You probably pocketed the rest." he says,
but lets it drop.
The rest of the day is relatively uneventful until Mei Mei starts yelling at Jim again, you take that as a good opportunity to leave and say you'll see him tomorrow. You also take the opportunity to stop and get drunk at the bar. You get loaded and don't leave until the wee hours of the night, you end up running over 2 cats on your way home and park your truck in the middle of the trailer park. You stumble to your trailer and fumble with your keys. Tina opens up the door.
"Did you get a job today?"
"(Hic!) Sure did baby!"
"Alright you can come in." Tina says and attempts to guide you to the bed, but your body decides it will be more comfortable on the floor.
