Extend the Story - Add a Room

You take it and rub it all over yourself. She starts laughing. She turns her back to you and says "Ladies and Gents,the world's very own greenest with envy!" You look down and realize that she tricked you! The deodarent turned your skin and clothes green. And whats worse...? Your popular date is descending the steps. "Who is it, Lauren? Is it my wonderful, brave date?" she says from the top of the staircase. She can't see you. "If it is, he must be green with envy because of my boyfriend!" Lauren says. She starts laughing really hard. Your great date is two steps away from seeing you. What will you do?

RUN!!!