TRASH
Probably just a rat, Billy really needs to get better traps. Exterminator isn't part of your job description, so you leave and prepare yourself to clean the men's bathroom. On your way there, Billy stops you.
"Hey Mel, some woman just came running out of that bathroom half ass naked! What the hell did you do?"
"I didn't do shit! She went in the stall to take a piss and then came out screaming, probably got bit in the ass by a rat sloshing around in your toilet!" you say as customers look in your direction.
Billy attempts to quiet you down. "Shhhh! Fuck Mel, you want everyone to hear?"
"Fuck off Billy, everyone knows this place is a health hazard anyway!"
"Fuck you Mel, you're fired!"
Suddenly a big ass alligator comes crashing through the bathroom door and eyes everyone in the place as potential food. It scampers quickly to the nearest customer and begins to bite into him. "AGGHH!" People begin running for the exit
"Shit! I'm gonna get sued!" Billy shouts as he goes running into his office.
"Dammit, Billy you cowardly fat bastard!" you say and run and grab a meat cleaver.
You swing at the alligator which moves out of the way as it rips some flesh off of the customer it was chewing on. Billy comes out with a .22 pistol and begins firing at it; unfortunately he's so scared he hits one of his employees hiding behind one of the tables!
The alligator having a sense of its own survival goes running off out the door while Billy's place is left with a customer clutching his chewed up arm and an employee who's been shot in the leg.
"Oh no! My place! Awww man! Shit!" Billy laments
"Yep, sucks to be you. Well I'll be going now."
"What?! You better fuckin' help me clean this shit up!"
"Go fuck yourself fat ass! You fuckin' fired me remember? Now you got injured customers, workers, and a pissed off fired employee. As a matter of fact I'd say you got a big lawsuit on your hands! See ya in court!" you say leaving while Billy yells obscenities at you.
You go home and watch Judge Roy Williams in an attempt to study up on your "legal skills." Tina comes home and looks slightly confused to as why you're watching that and not even drunk.
"What're you doin'?"
"Investin' in our future baby." You say trying to take notes.
"Hey Mel, some woman just came running out of that bathroom half ass naked! What the hell did you do?"
"I didn't do shit! She went in the stall to take a piss and then came out screaming, probably got bit in the ass by a rat sloshing around in your toilet!" you say as customers look in your direction.
Billy attempts to quiet you down. "Shhhh! Fuck Mel, you want everyone to hear?"
"Fuck off Billy, everyone knows this place is a health hazard anyway!"
"Fuck you Mel, you're fired!"
Suddenly a big ass alligator comes crashing through the bathroom door and eyes everyone in the place as potential food. It scampers quickly to the nearest customer and begins to bite into him. "AGGHH!" People begin running for the exit
"Shit! I'm gonna get sued!" Billy shouts as he goes running into his office.
"Dammit, Billy you cowardly fat bastard!" you say and run and grab a meat cleaver.
You swing at the alligator which moves out of the way as it rips some flesh off of the customer it was chewing on. Billy comes out with a .22 pistol and begins firing at it; unfortunately he's so scared he hits one of his employees hiding behind one of the tables!
The alligator having a sense of its own survival goes running off out the door while Billy's place is left with a customer clutching his chewed up arm and an employee who's been shot in the leg.
"Oh no! My place! Awww man! Shit!" Billy laments
"Yep, sucks to be you. Well I'll be going now."
"What?! You better fuckin' help me clean this shit up!"
"Go fuck yourself fat ass! You fuckin' fired me remember? Now you got injured customers, workers, and a pissed off fired employee. As a matter of fact I'd say you got a big lawsuit on your hands! See ya in court!" you say leaving while Billy yells obscenities at you.
You go home and watch Judge Roy Williams in an attempt to study up on your "legal skills." Tina comes home and looks slightly confused to as why you're watching that and not even drunk.
"What're you doin'?"
"Investin' in our future baby." You say trying to take notes.
