TRASH
"Come on baby, my dick ain't gonna suck itself."
"Yeah well I ain't doin' it either right now."
"Dammit I got NEEDS woman! What the fuck do you want me to do? Go in the bathroom and jack off?"
"Wouldn't be the first time."
"Just give it up already; you know you want my massive man missile inside you as much as I do." You say making a bad attempt at seduction.
"Massive Man ? Where the hell do you come up with this shit? You actually think that's gonna make me wet?"
"No, but this will."
You quickly go over to your CD player and shove in "Night Ranger's Greatest Hits" and cue up "Sister Christian".
"Remember this baby? When I first brought you here and we first fucked? An' how I bent you over that kitchen table and you said you never felt like that before?"
"Yeah, because there was fucking dried bread crumbs embedded in my tits afterwards."
"Aw come on honey, you know you had fun it was a special time for both of us."
"Well, you did carry me over to the bed later."
"Of course, because you're sexier than Jenna Jameson and Traci Lords combined. You're so fuckin' small, an' firm, an' tight " You begin to kiss her, and she responds appropriately, the music seems to be working too
"Mmmm, I like it when you sweet talk me like that." She says grinding up against you.
"You know what else is sweet? Your pussy juices. Baby your juices are sweet enough to kill a diabetic!"
"OH MEL! Take me now!" she screams jumping on you and pulling you onto the bed at the same time!
You and Tina immediately strip off each other's clothing and begin to engage in red hot redneck love. You begin munching on her rug so good that you would put lesbian gym teacher to shame. Tina returns the favor by slobbering on your dick like it was a fuckin' meat lollipop and she was trying to get to the center without biting. You being the gentleman that you are decide not to give her a protein shake today and instead turn her around and start ramming her from behind like an insane Panamanian mental patient that's been locked up in solitary confinement for thirty years. She's loving every minute of it. She feels like some farm animal being violated by a curious young farm boy who is experimenting with interspecies sex for the first time. She begins to switch positions with a movement so quick that you don't even realize it until, she's got her big tits in your face and is looking downward at you as her pussy envelops your dick in an up and down manner. God she's so fuckin' flexible, you're spinning her on your dick like a fucking little toy. As the vibrations in both of your bodies rival those of earthquake tremors, you and her suddenly climax, let out a yell of ecstasy and collapse on the bed together.
"Oh Mel. Shit. That was fucking wonderful." She says panting and attempts to cuddle with you.
"Zzzzzzzzzz " you reply, but you don't push her away mainly since you're in a deep sleep already.
Later Tina goes to work and lets you sleep. You wake up later and waste the day watching sports, porn, and predictable sitcoms.
Congratulations, your cocksmanship has allowed you to avoid getting a job!
"Yeah well I ain't doin' it either right now."
"Dammit I got NEEDS woman! What the fuck do you want me to do? Go in the bathroom and jack off?"
"Wouldn't be the first time."
"Just give it up already; you know you want my massive man missile inside you as much as I do." You say making a bad attempt at seduction.
"Massive Man ? Where the hell do you come up with this shit? You actually think that's gonna make me wet?"
"No, but this will."
You quickly go over to your CD player and shove in "Night Ranger's Greatest Hits" and cue up "Sister Christian".
"Remember this baby? When I first brought you here and we first fucked? An' how I bent you over that kitchen table and you said you never felt like that before?"
"Yeah, because there was fucking dried bread crumbs embedded in my tits afterwards."
"Aw come on honey, you know you had fun it was a special time for both of us."
"Well, you did carry me over to the bed later."
"Of course, because you're sexier than Jenna Jameson and Traci Lords combined. You're so fuckin' small, an' firm, an' tight " You begin to kiss her, and she responds appropriately, the music seems to be working too
"Mmmm, I like it when you sweet talk me like that." She says grinding up against you.
"You know what else is sweet? Your pussy juices. Baby your juices are sweet enough to kill a diabetic!"
"OH MEL! Take me now!" she screams jumping on you and pulling you onto the bed at the same time!
You and Tina immediately strip off each other's clothing and begin to engage in red hot redneck love. You begin munching on her rug so good that you would put lesbian gym teacher to shame. Tina returns the favor by slobbering on your dick like it was a fuckin' meat lollipop and she was trying to get to the center without biting. You being the gentleman that you are decide not to give her a protein shake today and instead turn her around and start ramming her from behind like an insane Panamanian mental patient that's been locked up in solitary confinement for thirty years. She's loving every minute of it. She feels like some farm animal being violated by a curious young farm boy who is experimenting with interspecies sex for the first time. She begins to switch positions with a movement so quick that you don't even realize it until, she's got her big tits in your face and is looking downward at you as her pussy envelops your dick in an up and down manner. God she's so fuckin' flexible, you're spinning her on your dick like a fucking little toy. As the vibrations in both of your bodies rival those of earthquake tremors, you and her suddenly climax, let out a yell of ecstasy and collapse on the bed together.
"Oh Mel. Shit. That was fucking wonderful." She says panting and attempts to cuddle with you.
"Zzzzzzzzzz " you reply, but you don't push her away mainly since you're in a deep sleep already.
Later Tina goes to work and lets you sleep. You wake up later and waste the day watching sports, porn, and predictable sitcoms.
Congratulations, your cocksmanship has allowed you to avoid getting a job!
