Extend the Story - Add a Room

You head down to fifth avenue and duck into the alley. The first thing you notice is the overwhelming smell of urine and puke, because this alley is what the drunks and vagabonds call home.

Looking past all the derelicts you see the man you came here for leaning against a dumpster. It's Leroy Brown (baddest man in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, meaner than a junkyard dog).

"Leroy... I need a gun" You say, while trying to look tough.

"How much you wanna pay?" Leroy says in a voice that sounds suspiciously like Mike Tyson.

You take a closer look at Leroy.... It is Mike Tyson! "You're not Leroy Brown, your that washed up boxer Mike Tyson" You say.

"That's ludicrous" Tyson lisps " I'm Leroy Brown, baddest man on the planet..er I mean baddest man in the whole damn town.. "

"Whatever" you say "You got a heater I can buy or not?"

"Yeah....pick one of these.....

Nothing...you're selection sucks