Wilf Wolf's Party

It turns out that it is very hard to convey details and specifics to a large crowd. When Wilf told them that they were invited to follow him to his party, all the crowd really heard was "party". And so right then and there, Wilf accidentally started a block party.
Wilf kind of had fun, but it was just too rowdy for his taste, and the area was too busy for Wilf to find any of his friends, if they were even there, that is. By 8p Wilf had had enough, and he decided to head back home, exhausted from the obnoxious party, and wishing he had spent more of his Owls day with his real friends, not some strangers that he "inspired".
End Of Story