Wilf Wolf's Party

"Have it your way" says vampire Gorilla, clearly disappointed "But I will need my backup cape back"
"ok" Wilf hands back the cape.
"Also" Vampire Gorilla adds, "I would leave if I were you, now."
Wilf now notices that now that he's not a potential convert the other vampires only see him as a meal. Wilf scrambles out of the party, calling Owlsworth for a ride.
As Wilf leaves the party, Vampire penguin charges at him. Wilf jumps over him, but stumbles on the landing and finds Vampire penguin looming over him, licking his lips. As Wilf thinks it is over, Owlsworth swoops in and claws Vampire Penguin in the face
"Quick hop on" Wilf climbs onto Owlsworths back as he flies away from the growing crowd of hungry vampires.
"You would never believe the party I just went to" Wilf tells Owlsworth, exhausted.
"Oh I might, young Wilf. You see, 50 years ago, on this exact day, Vampire Gorilla invited me to a party that wasn't too different from this one today"
"Wow" responds Wilf "now lets get home"
What a strange Owls day
End Of Story