That river in Egypt

Damocles went through the drain, following the pipes until he popped out in another bathroom! The fall from the shower-head to the floor knocked the wind out of him, but he tried to get up. As he looked around, he saw an evil menacing crocodile in the shower with him, scrubbing it's back with a rag on a stick. He didn't know what to do, so he cowered in the corner of the shower and tried not to make a sound. Eventually, the crocodile turned to grab more soap and it's tail brushed past Damocles' leg. The crocodile looked down and instantly ate him up without a second thought. It opened it's mouth and comically burped out a single intact soap bubble, which burst in the air. The crocodile then continued on with it's shower like nothing had happened, that was dinner sorted at least. The end!