That river in Egypt

Before long, every essence of liquid was gone from his body due to the thirst and he was left dry. Bone dry. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He tried to speak, but all that came out were comical bone rattling sounds. It was so over for him, he could now never become the skincare model that he always dreamed of becoming. He'd have to get a job working at halloween stores and haunted houses, oh what a cruel universe. The end!