That river in Egypt

There Damocles was, tangled in the wood of the chair that he was cuffed to like a snake. It was quite an alarming sight, limbs all bent in and out of the chair. It was like that medieval torture method with the wheel. She could see that he had gone for the keys, which rested safely in the cup out of reach. She had no idea how he had managed to pull this position off though.
"What are you doing Pet?"
He didn't respond, only making mere groaning noises. His body was tied like a knot, it was extraordinary how he somehow got himself stuck like that.
"Go on, unwrap yourself"
Again, he didn't respond. She decided to just get him out, so she pulled on his leg and tried to get it out from between the wood. But she quickly found that no part of him was free to move. He was like a puzzle box, one which she didn't have the motivation to solve. She had just carried an entire gaming setup with her, so she decided to set that up instead and play some games. She moved on from him, picked up her bags, and went into her gaming room. The end!
"What are you doing Pet?"
He didn't respond, only making mere groaning noises. His body was tied like a knot, it was extraordinary how he somehow got himself stuck like that.
"Go on, unwrap yourself"
Again, he didn't respond. She decided to just get him out, so she pulled on his leg and tried to get it out from between the wood. But she quickly found that no part of him was free to move. He was like a puzzle box, one which she didn't have the motivation to solve. She had just carried an entire gaming setup with her, so she decided to set that up instead and play some games. She moved on from him, picked up her bags, and went into her gaming room. The end!