Godly Reader
The Glorious and Gracious Author screams in rage, shattering your eardrums, then the rest of your bones, and finally your brain. The All-Knowing and Omnipotent Author sighs and looks at your brain goop. "I should have never bothered with giving you my power."
BONUS:
You go to a hell where you forget how to dance. You live the rest of your afterlife in shame and sadness.
BONUS:
You go to a hell where you forget how to dance. You live the rest of your afterlife in shame and sadness.