When Zombies Attack

You get down on your hands and knees and begin crawling towards the free sample table. You hear the zombies behind you, so you crawl faster. As your head goes underneath the sampler table, you feel a strong hand clasp around your ankle. "Ohuwooohoaaaaa!" yells a cheerful zombie, as he rips you off the floor. "Nooo!" you scream, as the zombies sample your flesh... aterall, zombies love free samples.
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