When Zombies Attack

You approach the door curiously and begin to open it. "Who is it?" you question.As you open the door you realize who it is. "You know darn well who it is! You shot me in the buttock so now I'm gonna eat your brains!" yells a particularly angry zombie, as he leaps through the doorway and places his nasty self ontop of you. "WTF, hands off! That's my brain!" you reply to the eager zombie, but I don't think he noticed, considering he continued to devour your brains.
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