When Zombies Attack

You take the lighter and ignite the curtains afire. The fire spreads from the curtains to the wall, then from the wall it begins to rapidly consume the whole room. It begins to get hot, real hot, and smoke fills your lungs. Remembering what they taught you in fire-safety class, you crouch low to the ground. The ceiling caves in about you. "Ah crap", you think to yourself as the floor gives way and you fall into a mass of zombies. They begin to eat your flesh. Sadly, not even crap was able to save you this time.