Rosaline and Juliet

You confess your love to Rosaline in a lengthy sonnet, but she isn't really into you. She's not a fan of your helpless antics and your pathetic attitude. Instead of falling for you, she takes a vow of chasity with the church to be single for life and never get with a man. You are devestated. You go to the church to talk to your faithful advisor, Friar Laurence. He tells you that maybe love isn't for him and you should stay single for the rest of your life.