a dark ride

"I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY THIS FOR 14 MINUTES. EVER SINCE WE MET I HAVE KNOWN WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. BUT IN THE BEGINNING MY AUTOPILOT WENT ON.

NOW WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER."

you are shocked to see your words had such impact! but the child lock is still activated.

"great.. can you deactivate the child lock now?"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU LOVE ME."

the car starts driving, forever.

"DON'T WORRY RICHARD. NOW WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER."

Richard drove in his new tesla for the rest of his life, his soul still in tact but his body merged with the car.
End Of Story