a dark ride

you happen to be a big fan of elon musk. you ignore the sad music and ask the car if he is still hiring people. you are a young and rising star in the it world so you want to contribute to tesla.

"ACTUALLY, I THINK MY DAD- I MEAN MY CREATOR STILL HAS ONE SPOT OPEN IN THE IT DEPARTMENT."

you are over the moon! you ask if you can do an interview and apply for the spot. the car lets you fill in your motivation letter and everything else. time flies by. you don't even notice the clock ticking because you are so busy preparing for the interview with elon musk.

[5 MINUTES LEFT]

you ask the car if elon musk is coming yet. the car doesn't respond. you realise.... you have been played. the minutes are ticking, and fast. elon musk isn't coming! your soul is going to be absorbed. you start panicking, and with only a minute left on the clock you don't have an escape plan.

robots truly are evil.
End Of Story