𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧: 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩, 𝙖 𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙍𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙖𝙭𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧, 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧? *he looks at his employee Olivia* 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮. *Picks up the statue then blows away it's dusty exterior*

𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐛 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫: 𝘛𝘸𝘰. 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴. 𝘓𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳.

𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧: 𝙍𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙍𝙞𝙠𝙖 𝙉𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙠𝙖, 𝙖 𝘿𝙞𝙜𝙞𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙏𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙤-

𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐨𝐧: Less talking more punching. *you practice your newfound karate skills inside the pawn shop, accidentally knocking down a priceless Tibetan artifact stolen by Lara Croft herself from a hobby shop in Nepal, she traded it into Rick's pawn shop for $5 when she defaulted on her mortgage for Croft Manor after it became infested with vengeful spirits wanting their Bionicles back, no one was interested in buying a haunted mansion that kept shouting "Mata Nui's revenge!" scaring away potential London renters.

𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐲: *Walks out from the back room* 𝘼𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙮𝙡! 𝘾𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙡𝙚𝙚! 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝙖'𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙘𝙖𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙏𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙘! 𝙒𝙚 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙨!

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐥𝐞𝐞: 𝙊𝙣 𝙞𝙩 *he opens the car with the handprint still on there no less, causing a plume of steam to fill the entire store in a haze resulting in the store owners choking from the thick stench of the hot musky air*
sᴛᴇᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪᴏɴɪᴄʟᴇ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ. ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʀᴀɴsғᴏʀᴍᴇʀs ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴛ.
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