Postal Dude drives your head to Rick Harrison's Ice & Fire Pawn Shop in New Vegas. He keeps you in an old baby stroller he found in a junkyard that he placed in the passenger seat of his truck.

The journey from Sedona to New Vegas is an arduous one, but well worth the wait.

He arrives at Rick Harrison's pawn shop then drops your head on the counter.

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Rick takes out his iPhone to fake a phone call, only to be exposed moments later when he receives a call from the Old Man, from the office room 10 feet away no less. He then slams his iPhone on the counter in frustration, followed by the statement "??? ???? ?? ??? ?????"

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???????: *Looks into the camera making the Home Alone face while Postal Dude has his hands clasped on the sides of Courier's head*

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ɪ ʀᴇғᴜsᴇ, ᴡʜʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғᴜʟʟᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ᴀʟᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛ ᴀʀᴍᴏʀ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ?
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