Extend the Story - Add a Room

As you exit Postal Dude's trailer he imparts his final words unto you, saying in his epic manly voice: "???? ???'?? ??????? ???, ???? ??? ?? ????? ???? ?? ??? ???? ????? ?????? ???????? ? ?????? ??? ?? ????? ??, ????? ?????? ???'? ???? ????? ??? ????." Then you are temporarily blinded by the sun.

When your vision returns you uncover your eyes to realize it wasn't the sun, it was a neon sign adjacent to a billboard with a manga illustration of an astronaut who is 99% pure silicone and lean muscle posing by a motorcycle. Whoever said sex doesn't sell? Because it doesn't or I wouldn't be a virgin.

An objective appears in mid-air defying all laws of everything saying "????? ℕ????????!" When you touch the text your hand phases through it like some kind of intangible energy. More unsettling is the fact that you now have an irresistible urge to ????? ℕ????????!

???? ???? ??, ???????? ???? ???? ?? *said while chewing gum*

ᴀsᴋ ᴘᴏsᴛᴀʟ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ғᴏʀ ɴᴜᴋᴡᴇɪsᴇʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜɪs ғʀɪᴅɢᴇ, ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ʟᴀᴅʏ