Everything Went Dark

What a genius way to describe something that is very obviously not a bird! Like mentioned before, the guards literally watched the paper ball get launched through the air and saw the servant catch it. Deciding to continue the lie, Jordan prattled,"It's one of the rarer birds, Le Papeball bird. It's French. Known for it's paper ball-like appearance. It's the bird's way of camouflage to hide from predators. They usually don't migrate around these parts, it's cool that it's here-" Yea. Jordan got shot. It was very obvious was Jordan was lying. Even though the lie was funny. Maybe a few of Le Papeballs are in the afterlife, excitedly waiting to thank Jordan for bringing awareness to their species. Who knows. Certainly not me, I'm still alive after all.