Godly Reader

OH, YOU WANNA YELL?! LET'S YELL, THEN! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO! THE AMAZING AUTHOR'S BEST FRIEND IS HERE! HIS NAME IS THE ONE AND ONLY .J.K. SIMMONS!

You clearly lose the battle.

As punishment, The Godly Victorious Author takes away your power.









BONUS:
J. K. Simmons refuses to autograph anything you asked him to.