Inheritance

Tommorow you watch your Saturday morning cartoons. And eat and all those morning things then you get a call. Your grandmother had died of a heart attack yesterday. The reading of the will was this morning and you missed it. So you do not get the fortune your dead grandmother left for you. After the call you go outside and take a stick and hit yourself over and over again. After that you loose consousness and then you wake up in the hospital. You got brain damage and you also have no money.