Godly Reader
"George" doesn't like his name, and you wake up in the Afterlife dazed.
The Wonderful and Intelligent Author shakes their (amazing) head and sighs in disappointment. "Reader, you can't just go around naming people." They see the look on your face and their frown increases. "Yes, giants are people! And HER name is Jillian. You can't go around assuming things!"
"So…what happens now?"
"What happens now is that you're DEAD, Jillian the FEMALE giantess gets to stomp on some people, and YOU learn your lesson." With that, the clearly annoyed (but still elegant) Author turns and walks away, leaving you with your thoughts.
BONUS:
The Author takes away your power. "You don't deserve it."
The Wonderful and Intelligent Author shakes their (amazing) head and sighs in disappointment. "Reader, you can't just go around naming people." They see the look on your face and their frown increases. "Yes, giants are people! And HER name is Jillian. You can't go around assuming things!"
"So…what happens now?"
"What happens now is that you're DEAD, Jillian the FEMALE giantess gets to stomp on some people, and YOU learn your lesson." With that, the clearly annoyed (but still elegant) Author turns and walks away, leaving you with your thoughts.
BONUS:
The Author takes away your power. "You don't deserve it."
