Godly Reader

You hear a rumbling. "Ring, rang, row, rest! Chris Evans is the best!" A giant steps toward you and pounds you into the ground.
The Author doesn't even bother with talking to you as they strangle you and scream curses in your face.
Also, they got rid of your power.













BONUS:
The giant married happily to the harp, and the hen became their legally adopted child.
Oh, you didn't ask for this? Too bad, so sad.