Godly Reader

No. Why is that the first thing people think about? I mean, you have a perfectly nice cellmate named Bob, who killed a man for eating his sandwich. Don't you think Bob's better than a phone? Oh look, Bob has a phone. Great. Why don't you talk to Bob instead of whining for your phone. You know what? I'm taking away his phone. Look at him. He's mad. At you. For being so annoying. Oh gee, he's starting to attack you. Look at that. Isn't that better than a phone? Live entertainment.









BONUS:
I'm taking away your power.
End Of Story