Godly Reader
For the rest of your (short) life, you work on creating the portals. Meanwhile, the government decides to give you a life sentence. When you are about to die, a portal opens up and endless skeletons pour out, consuming the world. Then you die a happy person.
BONUS:
You say, "Hey wait, is that it? Did I die?!"
The Author responds with "Yes."
BONUS:
You say, "Hey wait, is that it? Did I die?!"
The Author responds with "Yes."