Godly Reader
Your legs sink into the ground and the rest of your body follows. You suffocate in about 30 seconds.
When you wake up in the Afterlife, The Gracious and Godly Author frowns at you. Then, they slap you exactly three times on both sides of your face before turning away, leaving you powerless.
Before The Author leaves, you cry out to them, but they only respond with, "You don't deserve my attention nor gifts if you're going to waste it with your stupidity."
When you wake up in the Afterlife, The Gracious and Godly Author frowns at you. Then, they slap you exactly three times on both sides of your face before turning away, leaving you powerless.
Before The Author leaves, you cry out to them, but they only respond with, "You don't deserve my attention nor gifts if you're going to waste it with your stupidity."