Ghost Pirates of the Sea-erra Madre
You decide that you'd rather not fight an adult human at this time, so you turn and run into the trees before anything else can happen.
You're soon well and truly lost and you're not sure whether to hope the island is relatively small so that you can figure out where you are or very large so that you never have to encounter the marine biologist again.
You reach the edge of a large clearing and discover what you had wanted to see all along, dinosaurs! And not just dinosaurs, but dinosaurs who are fighting each other. A T-Rex and a Triceratops are locked in combat!
You decide to move closer so you can get a better look at these fierce creatures. However, as you move forward you hear a human voice yelling. At first you're afraid it might be the marine biologist, but you realize the voice is yelling at you in French!
"Qui est cet enfant?" the voice yells. "Pourquoi il y a un enfant dans mon film?"
Who is this child? Why is there a child in my film? It's a good thing you took all of those French lessons in your attempt to be more like Jacques Cousteau.
It turns out that you've stumbled upon a French scientist making a movie about dinosaurs! He's pretty mad at you, but once you've explained what happens to you he's fairly understanding. The coast guard is called and several days, and boat trips, later you're back at home.
Several months later you are invited to the premiere of the dinosaur movie. The effects in the movie are pretty good, though the story is definitely lacking. You give it three stars.
You're soon well and truly lost and you're not sure whether to hope the island is relatively small so that you can figure out where you are or very large so that you never have to encounter the marine biologist again.
You reach the edge of a large clearing and discover what you had wanted to see all along, dinosaurs! And not just dinosaurs, but dinosaurs who are fighting each other. A T-Rex and a Triceratops are locked in combat!
You decide to move closer so you can get a better look at these fierce creatures. However, as you move forward you hear a human voice yelling. At first you're afraid it might be the marine biologist, but you realize the voice is yelling at you in French!
"Qui est cet enfant?" the voice yells. "Pourquoi il y a un enfant dans mon film?"
Who is this child? Why is there a child in my film? It's a good thing you took all of those French lessons in your attempt to be more like Jacques Cousteau.
It turns out that you've stumbled upon a French scientist making a movie about dinosaurs! He's pretty mad at you, but once you've explained what happens to you he's fairly understanding. The coast guard is called and several days, and boat trips, later you're back at home.
Several months later you are invited to the premiere of the dinosaur movie. The effects in the movie are pretty good, though the story is definitely lacking. You give it three stars.
