Ghost Pirates of the Sea-erra Madre

You're not going to work for anyone else, you're going to be your own boss and start a newspaper!

It takes a while, and it's a lot of work (proving that crab wrong about not having to work under the sea), but you manage to get the first issue of the Daily Conch released.

It's a roaring success and you're soon richer than you ever thought possible. You lose a lot when the plankton market collapses the next year, but you still live a long and comfortable life.
End Of Story