A Date With Carter

You look around, but there's no windows, no vents, nothing. Just bricks. Are you KIDDING?!
No, you're not.
Sad life.
Carter tells you to knock when you're ready, but you don't. You sit on the bed.
An hour passes, and Carter says that he's coming in. You tell him you're almost ready and that he shouldn't come in because you need your 'magic beauty touch'. He buys it.
Another hour passes, and Carter asks if you're ok. You say you're fine and tell him not to come in because he'd be a pervert.
This continues until you die of starvation and dehydration.
End Of Story