The Amanda Anderson Collection: Breaking the Bank

Amanda felt something rough, and pulled it out to see she had pulled out one of the bags the bank’s money was kept in, albeit empty.

Amanda thought about this. “Hmm… maybe I could disguise myself as a bag of money and sneak inside. Yeah, that’s what I’ll do.”

After climbing into the bag, she waited to see one of the bank’s armoured vans in the distance before somehow tying the knot from the inside of the bag and lying down on the ground, motionless. The armoured van initially raced past, but Amanda thankfully heard a squeal of tires. Once the van had reversed to the bag, Winston Davis and his partner Ted McAdams got out and walked up to the bag.

“Huh?” asked Ted. “How did we lose one?”

“I think we should throw it in the back… Just to be safe?” Winston suggested.

Back at the bank itself, Chad Hansen and Philly Colin were guarding the entrance. Chad picked his nose and turned to his partner. “You ever... wonder why there’s a bank out here?”

Philly turned to his partner. “Mmwell… I think it’s supposed to be, like, more of a vault, y’know?”

“Ohh,” went Chad. “that makes sense.”

Chad and Philly turned back to the road as the gate at the entrance of the bank opened. The armoured van drove in and the gate closed behind it.

Inside the vault, Ted and Winston threw the bag in. The door was locked and the lights turned off. Although Amanda had suffered a few small bruises, it was nothing serious. She took this as her cue to emerge from the bag. She took a look around. Although it was dark in the vault, she could make out the outlines of money bags.

“I did it!” she whispered to herself.

She stood up and fistbumped the air in celebration…

...only for her fist to intersect a security laser, triggering the alarm.

BEEP!

“Shit!”

“Freeze!” barked Chad as Amanda put her hands up.

“Don’t move!” ordered Philly.

BEEP!

“Bravo Amanda…” Amanda thought to herself…

BEEP!

“You managed to screw up at the last second.”

BEEP!

BEEP!

BEEP!

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