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A Thing

You order the rather vague sounding red bean dish and go to sit down at one of the tables.

The woman sitting at the booths manages to hit you directly in the eye with a bean despite being pretty far away. You would be mad, but it's hard to be angry at such a display of skill. So you ignore it, and get back to your red bean eating duties.

As you chow down on the good good beans you realize that the red coloration of the beans actually meant that they were explosive, and you explode.
End Of Story