A Thing

You decide to live out your childhood dream of being a car and go curl up in the road to become a car.

Almost immediately you realize why this dream never lasted past year 5, as being a car sucks. The hard pavement moving against your tires kinda hurts, and all the other cars are bigger and meaner than you are. Not to mention being hit by ANOTHER car?!? That hurts!

You were hit by a car and died.
End Of Story