A Thing

"It was choice 3!" You shout indignantly.

The shark stares at you, confused.

"It was choice 3 you idiot." you continue, disgruntled. How does this idiot shark not get it?

The shark pauses for a second. "Alright. Well, I was gonna spare you, but you're being a real jerk right now so you know what."
The shark eats you.
End Of Story