Gwen's Dating Sim

WHILE YOU MIGHT BE AT LEAST MOSTLY STRAIGHT, YOU CARRY ENOUGHS PITE FOR FINN TO STEAL HIS ONLY SOURCE OF JOY IN LIFE, HIS CRUSH pRINCESS sNOWDROWP. sO U GO UP AND DIP HER IN A KISSSSSSSSS.

YOU GET MERRIED AND FINN ASSASSINATES YOU WITH A DEFT KICK TO THE SPLEEN.