The Captured Follower

"Oh sure you do. Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well then. That. Wasn't. A. Tarantula." The voice in your head says slowly.
The Parskitari opens its mouth. A massive jaw opens filled with serated teeth. Barbs cover each tooth. It flies, enveloping your entire face with its bite.
You die. It is VERY painful.
End Of Story