The Darragh Man.

"Right you!" a voice boomed. Why, it was the ned behind Ian! Hole!

"Ma pure pal disnae wanty be a dee jay any mair, but you're pure forcin' 'im tae so I'm pure gonna gie ye wan!"

The ned got his boot - very big boot! - right up to Ian's testes. Crashing through the ceiling, Ian wiz flying!