The Adventures of Atticus King

You keep digging through the cabinets. Suddenly, loud alarms ring out and you instinctively clutch your ears. Officers rush in and one slams you to the floor. With a knee pressed hard against your back, your hands are cuffed and you are thrown into a police car.

You are charged with trespassing and with the attempted thievery of priceless artifacts. You go to jail for three years.

When you finally get out of the pen, your career is ruined. No one wants to hire a convict! Maybe someday you can get a nice job as the janitor at a fast food joint! Better luck next time!